I was sotally tober...

Hello friends,

My debut Japan Hero Article was published! Fantastic! Kage merely edited and formatted the review. He didn't write it at all! I need to choke out both Kage and Jeff for that little blooper.

So I got very drunk last night. Kage loves watching me get drunk and make an ass out of myself. The man will only get drunk once a month. Does that seem like a familiar trend to you? Me neither. I don't get it though, he doesn't have a reason...he just can't get drunk more than once in a month. What a weirdo. Anyway, we were walking along the shops at the Pandora Valley Coastline, when suddenly an angry enibriate started to rattle us. The roustabout began to hoot and hollar, we tried to ignore (or atleast Kage did) but we soon found ourselves making a loud horsin' off with the drunkard. We went to many stores and instead of paying for goods in currency, we screamed incoherently at the kindly clerks and would run out into the night.

The production crew has the weekend off as I need to go to the doctor's office on monday morning. They think I have liver problems. POPPYCOCK I say!

You'll be hearing many whining excuses from Kage, so I suggest only coming back later if you feel like hearing him waking up to this post...that I am typing...right now...he won't be happy, but you know what! I'm not! HARUMPH!