WoW! I've been busy!

Hello kids!

Well, i've been working hard with Kage to make a series of films within past weeks. It will be released in theatres nationwide next year as The life of Blueberryhead. The ten part film series will be released all within three weeks.

Next Friday I am to depart to California with Kage to set up a contract between him and this whacky girl he knows. Hope it all works out!

Thank you and please come back!

I was sotally tober...

Hello friends,

My debut Japan Hero Article was published! Fantastic! Kage merely edited and formatted the review. He didn't write it at all! I need to choke out both Kage and Jeff for that little blooper.

So I got very drunk last night. Kage loves watching me get drunk and make an ass out of myself. The man will only get drunk once a month. Does that seem like a familiar trend to you? Me neither. I don't get it though, he doesn't have a reason...he just can't get drunk more than once in a month. What a weirdo. Anyway, we were walking along the shops at the Pandora Valley Coastline, when suddenly an angry enibriate started to rattle us. The roustabout began to hoot and hollar, we tried to ignore (or atleast Kage did) but we soon found ourselves making a loud horsin' off with the drunkard. We went to many stores and instead of paying for goods in currency, we screamed incoherently at the kindly clerks and would run out into the night.

The production crew has the weekend off as I need to go to the doctor's office on monday morning. They think I have liver problems. POPPYCOCK I say!

You'll be hearing many whining excuses from Kage, so I suggest only coming back later if you feel like hearing him waking up to this post...that I am typing...right now...he won't be happy, but you know what! I'm not! HARUMPH!

Inspiring! Simply Astounding!

I am inspired to write another article today when I return to my hotel room. Kage lent me his copy of the Kyukyu Sentai Gogo 5 Song Collection 1. I love it! I submitted my previous article to Kage, which he reformatted and sent to his superior, and good friend of mine, Jeff. I wonder how the press will handle the news of my writing hobby. Maybe I should use a false name. Perhaps it's too late now...

Right now we have just begun the wrap party for the remake of the classic Mel Brooks flop Badman: Whatever. Shooting went well, and we were fortunite enough to get the great actor Borden Grote to return to his role as the doctor. Despite his screentime being very limited, he did a fantastic job. He's changed much since they removed his frontal lobe and replaced it with bubble wrap.

Well, the party is underway! I will see and hear and quite possibly smell you all tomorrow. I leave you with a joke. Hope you rassleberry clods enjoy it!

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So, a chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cig with a satisfied smile, but the egg just looks really pissed off.

"Well, I guess we answered that question!" mutters the egg.

Please pass the Cola Champagne

Kage managed to get this blog a little bit of publicity. Thank you my good friend, I hope you post many wonderful things here. In addition to relying on you for additional views, I added our friend Jeff Couto to our club so he may also say what he likes.

I have managed to accomplish many new works this evening. To those of you wondering, YES "Snake Skin Dashboard" is in the can and we're currently courting offers to sell the film to a studio. The writer and producer, Gary Schlub and I are seeking atleast $485 and a can of relish for our film. The DVD release will be great. We have over 7 hours of deleted footage and we also have recorded the commentary tracks right after we finished production this afternoon.

I also wrote a review. I wrote a review for Japan Hero! The review is for the television series Hikari Sentai Maskman's Song Collection. It is very inspiring and I felt the urge to write my own review on it since Kage hadn't already.

Did I mention that a new Hero Flash is currently in production? No? Well, it's news to me as well. Apparently the winner of the "Famous Mortimer slightly resemblage not really" Contest sat in the director's chair and called all the shots. The resulting film was a joke and production will restart shortly. Once I am able to pick what's left of the imposter out of my gums. So be warned Japan Hero! You are about to get your socks knocked on your ass again!

Hello all, Mortimer, Officer Cherry

Hi, i'm Cage Kage.

Mortimer didn't ask me if i'd like to comment in his blog before hand...but I guess I have to now that he mentioned it. Ah well.

I lent Mortimer my copy of the Hikari Sentai Maskman Complete Song Collection. He says he's going to write a review for it later. Hopefully it will end up publish in SpaceApe Magazine...or atleast Japan Hero.

Anyway...ciao!

-Kage

Welcome to Streakdome

Here is a little information about myself.

I am Famous Mortimer. I am a Director of film. At the same time, I hold a slight, almost non-existent interest in certain pleasures. I have recently begun writting articles for that newfound Japan Hero site.

I am still deeply involved in film and will talk about current projects but ever since directing the now cult classic film, Hero Flash IV: Ganbare! Frobalocon, I have become deeply enchanted in the world of Tokusatsu. Surely I will put forth my talents and effort to help the genre become more popular even dare I say...famous. More famous than I? I think not.

This here is a new blog I have created. I do have a personal blog elsewhere on the intranet, but I prefer to keep it private since my unfortunite Sushi accident last summer. That rabbi will pay!

Also, expect my dear friend Kage to stop in and comment in this blog. He always has some resourceful input on my work and never fails to supply me with Tokusatsu Music for inspiration.

In closing, I would like to thank those of you who saw my latest film "Gone to Kokomango in Winter" on it's opening weekend. It opened on three screen all in Kokomango. I plan on buying a new hammock with the $89 the film opened with.

Good day, sexies.